I wrote these up last week so you may have seen some of these, but at least they’ll keep you busy while you’re at work.
1) BILLY BOB THORNTON IS A BILLY BOB ASSHOLE
Ever since Christian Bale’s meltdown over a lighting guy’s faux-pas we’ve been running around calling everyone a ‘fookin amateur.’ Remember the incoherent Busanity [...]
I asked Yasi to send me her schedule so I could match it against mine (we’re working on a project together). This is what she sent me:
Wed: class 6-10
Thurs: nba finals game 4, 6-10
Fri: have plans
Sat: laying in bed with a giant bag of flamin hot cheetoes and a vat of whipped cream cheese watching [...]
I’m performing Wednesday in front of strangers, for the first time evar! Typing it out is giving me hives. I’m scawod! I am going to tell the most embarrassing story that has evar happened to me, Becky! If you live in LA come out for a laughcry.
M Bar
1253 Vine St
8-9:30pm
From the producer:
We’re back with 7-minute [...]
Pretty much best video ever. Two kids won a contest. Chicken violence and a lil bit of corn-fed sex. Enjoy!
You guys have heard about that GODFORSAKEN new reality show they’re casting about hipsters living in Williamsburg right? (hi college days!)
Yeah, its called HIPSTERHOOD. Sweet! Can’t wait. Devendra Banhart sipping Yerba Matte Lattes with Will Lemon (sorry Will, love you) at the Verb on a Tuesday afternoon while a gaggle of fixed gear riders pass [...]
Why not libate yourself with some of the best Rape Juice Rose $9.99 can buy?
FIRST, A FEW OF THE RUNNERS-UP:
AND NOW FOR THIS YEAR’S WINNER:
Thanks to Jeremiah for this
Hey Yas-
You’re not on IM so I assume you’re boning in the back of a Bronco somewhere, but anyhow when you’re done making rad babies with a total stranger you met at Little Joy, despite the fact that you’ve never done anything like that before ever, could you contact me? My last hey-bunny post is [...]
I have nothing to say today. Its Sunday and I’ve been procrastinating on this retardedly long assignment (the deadline was 5pm tonight). So, instead, I will tell you the only piece of information that any Hey-Bunny reader should know…
YASI’S BACK!
YASI’S BACK! YASI’S BACK! YASI’S BACK! YASI’S BACK! YASI’S BACK! YASI’S BACK! YASI’S BACK! YASI’S BACK! [...]
I’m supposed to post something today but I’m too busy cleaning the crust out of Yasi’s bachelor pad while she’s in Asia yukking it up with men in suits. A few things I’ve discovered about Yasi whilst cat-sitting:
1) Her cat enjoys doing dishes and taking showers with me, and based on the constant sound of [...]
