I wrote these up last week so you may have seen some of these, but at least they’ll keep you busy while you’re at work.
1) BILLY BOB THORNTON IS A BILLY BOB ASSHOLE
Ever since Christian Bale’s meltdown over a lighting guy’s faux-pas we’ve been running around calling everyone a ‘fookin amateur.’ Remember the incoherent Busanity [...]
In list form:
1. Iran’s “election”
2. Your daily twittascope
3. Hedo Turkoglu’s face
4. People who cannot distinguish your from you’re, their from they’re, fantasy from reality
5. This blog, because it has become trite and boring.*
*This is about to change. (I think).
(photo Rick Rodney)
This looks like a fucked up cast photo from some terrible new Gen-Y sitcom except instead of hanging out at Central Perk we hang out at shitty bars and instead of fumbling at life…well I guess we have that part down. (Also, I do sometimes have dreams of getting a pet duck like [...]
I asked Yasi to send me her schedule so I could match it against mine (we’re working on a project together). This is what she sent me:
Wed: class 6-10
Thurs: nba finals game 4, 6-10
Fri: have plans
Sat: laying in bed with a giant bag of flamin hot cheetoes and a vat of whipped cream cheese watching [...]
I had to delete a bunch of photos from my phone because it was angrily threatening self-destruction so I thought I’d share some of the gems.