Dear 7 people who read this blog,

Ok. I know this blog has sucked worse than that new 90210 show lately (I caught 10 minutes the other night and the super gorgeous “outcast” girl was the write-in surprise win for prom queen and GAVE A FUCKING 15 MIN LONG SPEECH because people totally give speeches for winning high school dance titles fuck you die). Anyway, I’m not going to make excuses (yes, yes I am, probably about 50 ranging from graduating from MBA school to the possibility that I may have Epstein Barr disease whatever that is) but I just want to say sorry. I’m so out of touch I just saw keyboard cat for the first time two days ago and that cat has been dead for 20 years. I mean it was on CNN. (I may or may not have made the keyboard song into my ringtone). I can’t guarantee it will get better because let’s get serious it was never that good to begin with, but I’ll at least try to leave my couch and my scrabble games with Aviva (sorry Veevs! I have all vowels anyway) and make some shit happen. In the meantime, because I have nothing else to offer you, here is my favorite picture from my favorite website ever. Just remember, we too are with you always. Except not really.

ps have you guys lost weight?

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