I’m performing Wednesday in front of strangers, for the first time evar! Typing it out is giving me hives. I’m scawod! I am going to tell the most embarrassing story that has evar happened to me, Becky! If you live in LA come out for a laughcry.

M Bar
1253 Vine St
8-9:30pm

From the producer:

We’re back with 7-minute Jewish stories by Oscar-nominated actress Melissa Leo (Frozen River), Lenora Claire (journalist and pin-up model), Josh Fadem (comic), Bryan Fogel (writer, Jewtopia), Mike Heller (writer), Kira Soltanovich (comic, Girls Behaving Badly), Jackie Tohn (singer, American Idol), Aviva Yael (author, No Regrets) and the accordion playing of Adam Shenkman. The event will be hosted by Marc Evan Jackson.

$10 food and drink minimum, call (323) 856-0036 to make reservations. This event will sell out.

ps- Melissa Leo was nominated for a fucking OSCAR. My name is printed bigger than hers. I haven’t asked the Heebs, but if for some reason they think I’m headlining I will die. I mean, if they’re really into punching a hole in the time-space continuum, then so be it, I’ll “headline” but I’d actually rather go first and die out there warming up the crowd with the most depressing reliving of a high school torture tale ever told, than end the night with a story that will make the crowd feel like they’re eating wet pasta on the toilet.

Wish me luck and bring me a pee bag.

xo
Veevers

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