Archive for May, 2009

(Thanks Jerry).

This person has known me since I had highlights in my hair and wore color. We lived together in a sea foam green house on the ocean, with four other people and two yellow dogs. Our rooms were adjoining and the house was made out of balsa wood or something, so we would lie in [...]

(I stole this one from Rachel’s great new site. More on that soon).

I’m a good bowler.

But this jerk is better.

I graduated.

Then we took a van ride.

This is my dad telling Danny he’ll never make it as a dj unless he loads up on Persian and Arabic music.

And then my mom fired Danny and put on her ipod. Then she brought out the bag o’ belly dancing skirts. Seriously.

Some of these [...]

Aska had a birthday party. Check out the hat.

Miss you already Luli.

I’m performing Wednesday in front of strangers, for the first time evar! Typing it out is giving me hives. I’m scawod! I am going to tell the most embarrassing story that has evar happened to me, Becky! If you live in LA come out for a laughcry.
M Bar
1253 Vine St
8-9:30pm
From the producer:
We’re back with 7-minute [...]

Went to go see Hanni play. He was awesome.

So was Marc.

Dear 7 people who read this blog,
Ok. I know this blog has sucked worse than that new 90210 show lately (I caught 10 minutes the other night and the super gorgeous “outcast” girl was the write-in surprise win for prom queen and GAVE A FUCKING 15 MIN LONG SPEECH because people totally give speeches for [...]

Pretty much best video ever. Two kids won a contest. Chicken violence and a lil bit of corn-fed sex. Enjoy!