It was Alice’s birthday. We went to Outback because we like to be literal.

I got her a new best friend. This is Wanda, one of Thomas Jefferson’s slave mistresses and Alice’s new roll dog.

Jk it’s not even your birthday yet we just had to squeeze some Moz in there.

Happy Birthday you slack tart I love you.

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