Steve and I haven’t been posting To Live and Dine in LA because I’ve been living at school and all he’s been eating is what’s pictured above, which I can only imagine tastes like despair. Anyway, to pass the time, here is some Red Lobster happy eye fucking.

This is in San Jose because the closest RL down here is in Inglewood and I can’t get any of my friends to throw up a finger if they feel the same way and road trip it down there with me.

Stoic in the face of imminent death, as if seven hot virgin lobsters await each of them in my stomach.

These are mushrooms stuffed with lobster meat and covered in cheese which is essentially the perfect recipe for any food. Tomatoes stuffed with two 99 cent Jack In The Box tacos and covered with 7-11 nacho cheese? Yes please. Donuts stuffed with chicken nuggets and drenched in Hollandaise? Make that two orders, sir.

Jerry.

April.

Jess.

Mine (obvs).

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